Thoughts that you should not think

 How was the phrase made? When shit hits the fan. Did someone shit themself so hard it literally hit a celling fan or a table fan?

 What about blue water? Ever think about the blue treated water in the toilet. With blue staining abilities how many times would your but have to be splashed from the toilet to turn your brown eye blue?

 What the shit? Is poop cubes of the wombat where mankind learned of squares. Second thought is it what they started measuring qubits with. Third thought is it the first building block set for children?

  An impossible thought. How to straighten a pigs cork screw and would it stay straight?

 A what if thought to hide. Does Godzilla get worms and what if they come out of him? How big would those radioactive worms be?

 A thought that is hard not to think 🤔. How much pot, alcohol, and Tylenol did mom use while pregnant for you?